i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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