We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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