I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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