He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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