I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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