Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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