You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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