38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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