you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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