North Korea, Best Korea!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
God, I missed his penis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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