why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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