his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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