Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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