I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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