oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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