You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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