Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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