So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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