Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My cat gives me a boner
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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