and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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