accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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