...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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