Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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