On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
tell me about the fingering
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