We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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