i don't like sucking hair
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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