her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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