She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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