It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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