marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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