After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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