I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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