just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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