your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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