Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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