Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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