love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
