I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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