considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
