You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Alive.
So much puke
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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