Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
