id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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