Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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