Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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