so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.