Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?