Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

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(630): View more from Illinois

i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?

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(708): View more from Illinois

as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.

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(760): View more from California

PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?

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(425): View more from Washington

IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!

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