How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.