Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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