so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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