party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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