nut hugger
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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