): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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