So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's official drugs can't kill me
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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